my boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation

I spent my first day back in office after the holiday break amusing myself by eyeing every guy in my path and thinking “he has a crush on me.” That may have backfired as I was asked for a kiss by a random man at the grocery store around the corner from my house. He was well-dressed and, aside from asking me if I was going to give him a kiss, respectable enough. But then he asked a second time and I really wished he would just find his Greek yogurt and go away.